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Dear Ann,

It is a definite rarity that I meet someone with “people I shouldn’t know” ability. There have been a few of them in my life, and almost always I feel the need to help them promote themselves or something. Its almost like this sort of panic that everyone needs to know how crazy good this person is at whatever.

The first time I heard you sing was in the pool room at the house. Chris and I were shooting and out of nowhere I kind of got chills. I asked Chris what the hell was that sound, and he said something very Chris like to the effect of “Oh schmack Curt, I didn’t tell you, Ann can FUCKING sing!”. The funny thing was apparently that was just you warming up. In either case yeah, big fan o’ the talent.

On the other side of things, its not terribly often I like my friend’s girlfriends. This will come as a surprise to no one as a large majority of those ladies hate my guts and make that very well known to said buddies. You however were different right from the get go. You were always nice to me and gave me the benefit of the doubt, which a guy like me needs to be even remotely palatable.

See one of the things Chris and I have in common is well we both came up kinda trashy. We were more or less on the poorer side of things and didn’t take to the learnin’ as easy as most. While Chris did manage to do College pretty well (I kinda gave up on that one) all you need to do is look at our eating habits to see whats what, and how much we love our mommas to get an idea. In any case I can imagine you have had some trials coming here from the city and all, to good ol’ Kalamazoo, but you have weathered it well and made Chris a happy man, which I got to tell you warms the cockles of my cold black heart.

FB has been more or less useless to us other than a billboard for what’s going on, and to be honest I live like 100 yards from you guys and there is no rationale I can come up with that justifies me having a fbfriendship with you or Chris, esp since I need to drop by once in a while just to annoy and say inappropriate things. I assume all is well on your end of things and I am sure I will be seeing Chris and you soon.

Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,

Curt