Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Peaberry?...zoombot?!...whu?

Leah,

In many ways this whole thing is your fault indirectly. After a drunken night of FBFriending you and some of your waterstreet cohorts, I gave some serious thought to what exactly I was doing on Facebook. The culmination of that thinking was this blog.

While being a customer at your place of work does not constitute a friendship even under the loosest definition of the term, FBFriends may actually fit. You have always been conversational at the counter (as I assume you are directed to do) quick when serving (as all your fellow baristas are), and courteously acknowledging me as I walk out the door (as per described in your employee manual, page 5, article 13, section 3, sub-section 14). I am sure we will continue to see one another, and interact as we have in the past. So far as I can tell you are a good person, and despite what I said previously here, you genuinely seem to what to know the answer to “How are you doing?” which is always good.

Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,

Iced Coffee Guy

3 comments:

  1. How could you unfriend such a pretty girl?!

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  2. OK! Now I have to bookmark your blog as I know my day is coming and I won't get your notices on FB as we will no longer be friends. What I dilemma. BTW: Einsten is on a hunger fast since he was unfriended!!!!!!!!

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  3. If I treated pretty girls differently than everybody else I would probably be married by now. Tell Einstein I swear it was all just part of the project, my love goes on.

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