OutSTANDing!

JMo,

What a lovely person you are. I as I browsed through my list o’ friends I came across you and started thinking about all the crazy shit that STAND was. My memory being what it is, most things are a blur. I seem to remember you and a couple other ladies taking care of me when I was in DC. Taking care of a 30 year old can’t be something on your list of priorities in life, but never the less there you were. I being from Kalamazoo, in the big city, I was in need. As many know I suffer from a form of social retardation so severe that I am often mistaken for some one who gives a shit what you think. Jess was there and told me that it is ok if I don’t know how to use a subway/train/path whateverthefuck you city dwellers call that urine and bum filled anthill of a public transportation, and furthermore she coined the phrase “Curtification” (along with EMill, AK, and Nessaface). Yes indeed, and oh the drunken FB chats completely stressed out and over standed to max that encompassed so much of our time together.

I haven’t heard from you in a very long time, too long really, but I am fairly certain that is my fault due to the aforementioned social issues. We still have our gchat logs and stand minutes to sustain us, and I am more than certain that when you are elected to the senate you will do your best to convince president Schwarzenegger that I do not deserve the mandatory public castration sentence for being found guilty of smoking. You know where I am when you need me, if there is anything I could possibly do for you.

Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,

Much lurve,

Curt