Monday, April 25, 2011

Duck duck duck duck GOOSE!

Dear Melissa,

If I am not mistaken you had the terrible misfortune of being friended by me via proximity. I got in it my head that I had to collect all 5 of “the coven” as I call you (ash, cait, sarah, erica, you). Though I failed in obtaining the final character Erica (due in large part to never actually saying more than two words to her) I got 4 of you guys and I guess I called it a day.

I chose to unfriend you first because in my thoughs you would be the least likely to notice. While I personally think you are the lucky one here being rid of me so soon in the process, the others may not feel so lucky, so TAG! Yer it.

I remember talking to you at the café a few times and you seemed to be in possession of a rather dark sense of humor. I as well have this affliction and it warmed the cockles of my cold black heart to know I had company at the bar. You are also one of those people I see just about everytime I venture out into the world of society, and you always acknowledge me in your way, and for that I am thankful as I am incapable of doing anything but looking away in most situations.

I am sure I will see you around (rumor has it at the bar later) and I will be sure to nod appropriately if and when we cross paths. Thanks for taking one for the team (well it’s really not that big of deal =) I will catch you on the flip side.

Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,

Curt

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