Friday, July 8, 2011

MiniMonkey HO!

Hey Zach,

My ol’ minimonkey assistant. You are probably the youngest friend I have on here, and a guy that is rather savvy on the interwebs, so that means a few things. One: even when I unfriend you if you wanted to track me down I could not escape even if I were so inclined. Two: You are constantly meeting oodles of people so one friend off your facebook profile will have very little effect. And finally 3: I met you earlier on in your life, so I may have done just enough damage to your brain to give you a hankering for it for the rest of your days.

You being young also makes it difficult to tell how smart you are. I mean you pick things up like you have been doing it for years, and you talk and carry yourself in much the same manner as friends of mine who are twice your age. At this point I just assume that is how they are making kids, well one half of them anyways. That is the other thing, so many kids I meet lately are morons. I mean the level of brazen stupidity amongst the kids I encounter makes me want to move into the woods and build a bunker to avoid the inevitable apocalypse that will happen when one of them gets elected to higher office. On the bright side it makes you look like Einstien/Dalai Lama. Which may be accurate, I guess we will just have to see.

I know you are like in the jungles of Thailand right now, doing your thing so you may not get this, but I will probably see you on gchat and give you the link anywho. I am already following your blog and keeping up with stuff there, and obviously you are ever-present in my gchat, so yeah. You get the boot, but well you know where I be.

Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,

Curt

No comments:

Post a Comment