Dear Emily,
Since today more or less was the culmination of you relocating the artifacts of your former Kalamazooan life out to Mason, I thought it fitting to release you from the “chopping block” as you put it. I am fairly certain this blog of mine is about as interesting or important to you as Lindsey Lohan’s current legal issues, but all the same, you are on the list, so you get the treatment.
I am (contrary to what you may believe) very happy that you came along. While I may not be the dating type, I appreciate that people feel differently on the subject than I do. I believe Drew is one of those people. He has been a happier man since you two started dating, and in my narrow, ego-based, summation of the world that is for the greater good.
While obviously I am not everyone’s cup o’ tea, you have weathered the storm well, and seem to be capable of forgetting some of the retarded, close-minded, and often brutally selfish things I do and say. I can not be sure of this, but well I haven’t woken up to a bed of flames, or bunnies on the stove and that is more or less a ringing endorsement in my book.
Being FB friends is more or less a perfunctory action when considering I live with Drew, but you made the effort in spite of what I am sure was Drew’s cautionary advice, and I think that is probably to be commended. I don’t think you are going to miss my cat updates, and the general “wasting my life” nature of most of my posts, but really no one should.
I only take myself as seriously as anyone gives me encouragement too, and you have certainly been an encouraging factor, how’s that for cryptic.
Today was a great day, but tomorrow our FBfriendship will end,
Curt
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